Two suckers from China were going to cross the road because across there was there base. They kept on talking to each other. One of them said that they were going to come first he said. They were very happy that day. Then they came down to the hill.
When both of them said WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO. Until they came crashing down together tripping up together at the same time. they fell on there head first. The rest of them came coming laughing at each other.
No they tried to jump back up but it was to late. Sadly the jumped over the car and sadly came fourth.
Nek time make sure to look before you cross. If you do not I WILL SMASH YOU!